Finals

1. Problems did something that I really thought was impossible to do, run the table at Drew!

   - Commish

    

2. Man Problems is a bad motha... SHUT YO MOUTH! But I'm just talkin bout Problems!  Than we can dig it.

   - ?????

    

3. Dino don't never give us (Pasadena) nothing!

   - Chester

    

4. Well we did give you a 34 point half time lead in last year's final but you gave it back!

   - Commish

    

5. Problems really matured this year

   - Jeff

    

6. Doug Thomas swallowed Deon Marcus on that powerful dunk.

   - Announcer

    

7. The perfect storm --- PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!

   - EVERYBODY

Playoffs Rd 1

1. They (Problems) kicked y'all (Spiders) a**es all over the Gym. - Commish

2. Every time I went to the hole, they (Problems) was throwing my stuff out! - M'jumbe (Spiders)

3. Pasadena has been on the decline the past 3 weeks... - Commish

4. Coach Rodrick (Blazers) told Coach Kirk (ADV. Players) don't bring but 1 pair of draws because they wont be here past 1 day!!! - See Gym Talk'N below

5. This is our year we cannot lose!! - Kenny "Bad Santa" Brunner (Problems)

6. These were the best 1st round playoffs ever at Drew! - Commish

7. Kenny and Pasadena played horrible!! - The Corner

8. I love the way Nova Stars are playing... - Lou

9. What in the hell was Kirk doing? - Everybody

10. Nick Young hurt Pasadena when it counted.  - Ricky

Week 9

1. I don't appreciate everyone thinking we are dead because Doug Thomas left us, we will be heard from before it is over...  - Al (Nova Stars)

2. Problems looked focus today and ready to get that bad taste out of their mouth... - Commish

3. Drew league is going to get Nick Young ready for the NBA it is so physical! - Still Bill

4. I want Printery back!! - Everybody

5. Hey Kirk (ADV. Players)... don't bring no extra draws to the playoffs, you only staying for one day!! - Rodrick (Blazers)

6. Kirk gave up on his team to early, like he was scared of Problems.

  - Darryl

7. Hey Roc, welcome back home!!  Somebody let him know that his team I-Can was looking like They-Couldn't last week!! 

- Keith Closs (Adv. Players)

Week 8

1. I think Problems took Spiders lightly - Commissioner

2. "Daddy" Roc received his divorce papers from The Drew league!  ha ha ha - The Corner

3. I heard they are having a Fire Sale at I-CAN -The Table

4. GET ME ON A TEAM!!!!!   - Sic Wit It

5. I can't believe the season is almost over  - M'Jumbe Williams (Spiders)

6. It was great to see 2 young NBA guys (Nick Young of the Wizards & Dorrel Wright of the Heat) go at it hard.  - Commish

7. They (Nova Stars) don't look good at all.  - Mark (Problems)

8. If Problems loses in the play offs again, Dino better have 13 Electric Chairs waiting in the Locker room for them because they are Dead.    - The Corner

9. Tell everybody to stop throwing dirt on us, we are still alive   - Chris "Ghetto Bird" Young (Cheaters)

10. This might be the best year at Drew.  - Coach Lovely

Week 7

1. Al "Houdini" Cavaness' name has been changed to "Whodun it?" or "Lucky Charms" by Keith Closs (Adv. Players)  after his team defeated Compton. - Anonymous

2. I gotta have Big Doug Thomas of Nova Stars... - Mark (Problem)

3. Question: "When are you going to come play for ADV. Players?"

   - Kirk (Adv. Players)

4. Response: "What is that?!"

   - Marcus Williams (NJ Nets/UConn playing for Cheaters)

5. Please get me a BIG MAN! - Al (Compton)

6. I think Mark and Problems may be nervous with what they have and want Big Doug to get them over the hump - The Corner

7. ADV. Players 2 looked bad... what happened to them?! - The Table

8. Daddy's home!!  .........  I mean DADDY'S GONE!! - Commissioner

9.  Is that Printery or I-CAN?! - Anonymous

10. I thought Rodrick (Blazers) said the JBL league was stronger than Drew, he made it to the semi finals at JBL but has only 1 win at Drew, go figure...  - Bill

11. Eric "Spin" Holmes should be called Spun out!!

  - Mark (Problems)
12. You (Mark) don't have nothing (Championship banners) on the wall.
- Eric "Spin" Holmes

Week 6

1. (Heard as ADV. Players are losing by 15 to Problems) Ask Kirk if he want the clock to stop now! - The Corner

2. Roc should not be able to build his team while taking players from other teams. - R. Clay

3. You should have let us play Printery before you kicked them out... - Coach Garcia (Luna Stars)

4. Kenny Brunner kicked ADV. Players A**!! - Still Bill 

5. That boy AJ from Cheaters 2 is BAD!! - Commish

6. I heard Problems picked up Bone Collector - Commish

7. This was one hell of a weekend, great games each day - Bobby

8. Hey Dino everybody was talking about the Drew league at the Pyramid (Long Beach Summer Pro League) - R Clay

9. Printery is "gone fishin!!"  - George the Announcer

10. Rodrick (Blazers) should have taken the deal and played ADV 2 instead of ADV 1 - Commish

Week 5

1. You should not be able to wear your own uniforms until you win a Title! - Scipio

2. Daddy's home! - Roc (I-Can)

3. Who in the Hell does Kirk think he is ?  He ain't won nothing yet.!.  - The Corner

4. Friday night's game between Problems and ADV. Players is going to be hot! - George the Announcer

5. We need a big man! - Al Cavaness (Compton)

6. Why did Pasadena pick up all those head cases? - The Corner

7. Commish let my team take care of ADV.  Players! - Roc (I-Can)

8. They (ADV. Players) won't be able to do that - - - -  Friday against us! - Smitty (Problems)

9. Lamar got off the plane with Jet lag and still torched Pasadena with 32pts! - Mark (Problems)

10. Pasadena has too many weapons and not enough bullets. - Commissioner

11. We heard Pro training and Westside was next on the chopping block. - Everybody

12. Maybe Printery is in the wrong sport. - George the Announcer

13. Will the real "Action Jackson" please stand up?

  - ???????

Week 4

1. Hey Commish give me my props!! - Damon Jackson (Blazers)

2. Todays games (Sun 6/24) should be called BLACK SUNDAY... They were all blow outs!! - Chaniel (The Commish's Daughter)

3. Printery and Westside should be scheduled against each other every week at 9am  - Mark (Problems)

4. Luna Stars is nice - Commish

5. I think Printery has lost all their games by at least 30pts- that's the worst stretch of Basketball The Drew league has ever witness! - The mid corner

6. Please ask T-ware could Westside and Printery play in the women's Drew league in October  - ?????????

7. Tell Mark the Cheaters have Banners and Problems is still in shock from that 2005 Championship we took from ya'll. - The Taco Lady

8. Hey Kirk remember what goes around comes around (ADV. Players destroys Westside but on the same day ADV.Players2 is assaulted by Nova Stars) - The Table

9.  It looks to me like the elite teams are starting to separate themselves from the pack - Commish

Week 3

1. Longbeach sprayed Hank's Spiders with RAID. - The Corner

2. It looks to me like you only need 1 NBA Player to beat 3  (Cheaters) - The Corner

3. Hey is Mo (HYB) ok because Bone Collector almost broke his back. - The Table

4. Craig Smith (Boston College, Minnesota Timberwolves) kicked the Cheaters A**!! - Mark (Problems)

5. That was one hell of a game between Cheaters & Advance Players  - Mums

6.  What took me so long to get to drew! - Joe "Jelly Bean" Bryant (aka Kobe's Dad)

7.  This league is as good as Rucker, I got people flying in from NY to check it out. - Bone Collector

8. Cheaters are Ridicules  - Mark (Problems)

9.  Let us (Pasadena) have a shot at those NBA Guys before they leave.  - K. Jackson (Pasadena)

10. Please get rid of Printery!!!  - The FANS, The CORNER, The Table, & The kids! !

Week 2

1. Who said I was afraid of Bone Collector?!  - Robert Harris

2. The Cheaters are terrible!  - Mark (Problems)

3. Well we all know who will be kicked out first (Printery)  - The Corner

4.  Pro training should be named Pro training BRAS!!  - The Corner

5.  My goodness is Printery a company team or a pro-am team?  - The Corner

6.  I feel sorry for Dino's Staff , they had to watch that 43pt blow out!  -The Fish Guy

7. Will anybody ever get up close on the Bone Collector? - Commissioner

8.  Hey man I ordered my Fish 3 games ago.  - Sweet D

9. Comment: I think JBL League is better  - Rodrick (Blazers)

10. Answer: Negro you 0-2 over here!!

 - Robert Harris
11.  Dino you have a great league here
  - Carl Williams (Owner of the Long Beach Breakers, an ABA Franchise)

12. Dino the league is real competitive, so far the to best teams are Cheaters and Pasadena. Problems do not look that strong. They'll get by the regular season with no problems (pun intended) but when they run into Cheaters or Pasadena they'll fold. They're a good regular season team and we all know when it comes down to it they can't win the big game. Who will run the team Smitty? Or Kenny?

- The Corner

Week 1

1. This is going to be a super competitive season   - Bertelero, an official

2. I thought Kirk said he had 2 strong teams. - Bill

3. I don't want to say nothing. - Mo (HYB)

4. Casper has his work cut out for him, he has Shaq, Kobe, Malone, & Payton, he bet' not lose with that. - Corner

5. We told Kirk size don't matter in here. - Hook shot

6. Why did Richard Clay let Ron from Lit'em up get away, Bean is the only guard he has. - Corner

7. Cheaters2 looks terrible, maybe they need to go. - Jerry

8. This is no doubt the best league in town. - Rob

9. I really don't think Rob Harris wanted any more of Bone Collector. - Corner

10. So much talent on the floor. - Announcer